Government Auctions Blog

2 JVC JX-S777 Television Screen Splitters: Siamese No More

2010-04-26T17:10:00.005-04:00

Running. Jumping. Acting. Writing. Singing. Dancing. All at once. Think it is impossible? Think again. Obviously one person cannot do all of those at once, but one person can watch all of these activities at once. How? Using these 2 JVC JX-S777 Television Screen Splitters, you can easily split the screen, and watch more than one thing on television. What is really amazing about these 2 JVC JX-S777 Television Screen Splitters, are what you get: 8 inputs/5 outputs; 3 digital in/out terminals with DV (i.LINK); 3 component video and optical digital audio connectors; 2 optical and 3 digital video inputs; 1 optical and 3 digital video outputs; and front and rear panel terminals. The online auction for these two machines ends April 30th. Activate your free trial here, before you remain tied to a single television.

Floating Toilet: Bring Your Own Toilet Paper

2010-04-26T16:51:00.008-04:00

I know what you are thinking. But yes, this auction is real. Is it possible to drag this floating toilet behind your boat? Of that, I am not so sure. But what more do you need. It is a floating toilet. And this toilet is not shoddily built either. Well built, with a 400 Gallon holding tank, and Aluminum Deck Framework with Extruding Fiberglass Decking, you can float this toilet out to your desired location, and not worry about small-time rowboats and canoes doing damage. The toilet itself too, is a Monogram Recirculation Toilet with Foam Filled Aluminum Pontoons. All of this is housed on a deck that measures 11'6" X 20'3". So, what are you waiting for? Activate your free trial here before this online auction comes to a close on April 29th.

2004 Mercedes Benz G500: Bigger Than You

2010-04-26T16:33:00.003-04:00

Be bigger than your neighbor. Be better than that guy that everybody hates. Be better than your in-laws. And do it all in luxury. With this 2004 Mercedes Benz G500 you can be bigger, and better than everybody else. And why is that? That is because you will be driving this V8 powered, silver colored, four door, luxury SUV. You can blast heavy metal music too, using the AM/FM/CD Stereo. This 2004 Mercedes Benz G500 does need electrical work before you can do all of those things, but the satisfaction you will get, can easily trump whatever work you put in. Just remember to activate your free trial here, before the online auction ends on May 3rd.

Furuno GP-31 GPS Receiver: It Will Take You Higher

2010-04-26T15:48:00.008-04:00

The beat is getting stronger. But that does not help. And do you know why? Because without a global positioning receiver, we cannot be sure exactly where the beat will lead us. That is why we need a good GPS Receiver , like this Furuno GP-31 GPS Receiver. Easily find whatever it is you may be looking for, whether it be a street address, or a geo-cache (for those that like playing the popular game that involves searching for items using GPS coordinates). No more messy maps, or confusing directions, this Furuno GP-31 GPS Receiver is the way of the future. So do not miss out on the live auction scheduled for May 4th, and activate your free trial here, before you miss out.

Diebold 2063 Four Drawer Fireproof Filing Cabinet: Safe From Fire-Breathing Dragons

2010-04-26T15:29:00.009-04:00

Where it began? I cannot begin to notice. I am too busy running away from the flames nipping at my heels. I would have gotten out sooner if I did not have to quickly grab whatever files I could. If only I could have a Four-Drawer Fireproof Filing Cabinet. You know, like this Diebold 2063 Four Drawer Fireproof Filing Cabinet. It is fire-rated for up to one hour, and weighs 1,040 pounds. Even better than being able to withstand fire for up to an hour, this Diebold 2063 Four Drawer Filing Cabinet can be kept safe from thieves as well, all thanks to the tough and reliable combination lock. You can get your hands on this Diebold Filing Cabinet, just so long as your are the winning bidder when the online auction ends April 29th. Activate your free trial here, and keep your files safe.

Arjo Hospital Equipment KPA5010 In-Chair Scale: Chairman Of The Board

2010-04-26T15:05:00.003-04:00

We have all been there. After a long workout, we are tired and need a break, but we just cannot wait to see how much weight we have actually lost. If there was only a way to measure our weight while we got to sit down and relax. With this Arjo Hospital Equipment KPA5010 In-Chair Scale we can do just that. The reality is that this In-Chair Scale is meant to serve a medical purpose for people who are unable to be properly weighed, or cannot stand for long enough for an accurate weight to be obtained. Originally purchased in 2005, this surplus piece of medical equipment can be yours if you choose to participate in the online auction scheduled to end April 29th. Activate your free trial here for more information.

2003 Ford E-350: Like A Rock

2010-04-26T14:32:00.005-04:00

Oooh that Mean Mister Mustard. Day in and day out, he drives right by my small group waiting for him on the corner. We have to walk to work because of it. If only we could get our hands on a van capable of driving us to and from work in an economical manner. That is why this 2003 Ford E-350 makes so much sense. With three rows of seats in addition to the driver and passenger seats, this car can handle our group. It can also blast our favorite songs from the AM/FM Stereo, and keep us comfortable with the Air Conditioning. Even better, we still have a shot to get this Ford E-350, because the online auction will not end until April 27th. We better activate our free trial here, otherwise we may be forced to sing a certain Bob Seger song.

Beautiful Home in Gilmer County, Georgia

2010-04-26T14:23:00.008-04:00

Tell me, what is life? Is it a game we play each and everyday? Or is it something more? Who knows? Either way, we all want to enjoy it. And what better way to enjoy than in this 2076 square foot cedar sided home. Located in the Walnut Mountain community, this home comes with Two bedrooms, and One-and-a-half bathrooms. Making it a great vacation home, and that is before the two-car garage, or the beautiful mountain views. You can even sit out on the porch and drink a nice Mint Julep while daydreaming. Just do not forget to attend the live auction when it happens on May 19th. Activate your free trial here, and start daydreaming about drinking mint juleps in the hot Georgia summer.

Six Canadian Maple Leaf Gold Coins: Sparkling

2010-04-26T13:56:00.004-04:00

With the current recession, the price of precious metals has been on the rise. Instead of putting your money in a lock box, you should take the time out to look at these Six Canadian Maple Leaf Gold Coins. Engraved with the magnificent Maple Leaf that Paul Henderson once wore as a member of the Toronto Maple Leafs, these gold coins are certified to be .9999 pure gold, with a weight of one-tenth troy ounce. Struck by the Royal Canadian Mint, each gold coin is one out of only one-hundred thousand coins struck. The live auction for these coins will be taking place on May 4th. Activate your free trial here, and make your Canadian heroes proud.

2004 Arctic Cat 660 Turbo Touring Snowmobile: Know Better

2010-04-26T13:46:00.003-04:00

Wake up everyone, it is not too late to get your hands on a 2004 Arctic Cat 660 Turbo Touring Snowmobile. Yes, the model year may have occurred a long time ago, but here is a 2004 Arctic Cat 660 Turbo Touring Snowmobile up for online auction right now. At least until April 28th. Once that day comes, you can kiss your dreams of riding through the snow goodbye. At least with this 2004 Arctic Cat 660 Turbo Touring Snowmobile, and its 3-Cylinder Engine. Just imagine all that power, wasted, all because you chose not to take a chance and bid on this snowmobile. You could have owned the snow if you just took the time to activate your free trial here, and see what you could find. What are you waiting for?

Axis 70U E-Mail Document Server: Get It Off The Cloud

2010-04-26T13:41:00.003-04:00

Hey! You! Get your emails off of the cloud. Stop leaving them out there in the open and store them somewhere. No, do not print them up and put them in your underwear drawer. It does not work that way. Put them someplace safe, like this Axis 70U E-Mail Document Server. Putting them on a server keeps them in a much safer place. Your underwear drawer can get messy and crease the papers. Not to mention the cost of ink and paper. Keep your documents and e-mails on the Axis 70U E-Mail Document Server, and stop worrying about your budget. Activate your free trial here, and do not miss out when this online auction comes to a close on April 30th.

2001 Ford F350: Highway To The Sky

2010-04-26T13:33:00.003-04:00

No stop signs. No speed limits. Nothing can slow us down. Not when we are in this 2001 Ford F350. We can punch the 8 Cylinder Engine as we shift the 5-Speed Manual Transmission into gear. All of which our passengers will enjoy as they sit in the crew cab. Being a pickup, we can even put some of our gear in the back, along with supplies. We can drive this truck down to the job site, the camp site, or even to the corner grocery store. Just imagine the air conditioning cooling us off after a long day on the job. Exactly. So let us hurry up, and activate our free trial here, before the online auction ends on April 28th.

30 Dell CJC-KS Computer Stands: Stop Straining Your Wrist

2010-04-26T12:56:00.003-04:00

Caught on a deadline day, and your arms are getting tired. Hunched over your desk, the pain is never-ending. You wish for a solution, but you do not have the time to waste getting painkillers. If only you had a solution. Perhaps a computer stand to make your life easier. If only you got your hands on one of these 30 Dell CJC-KS Computer Stands. It would have been as simple as properly attaching your computer. Deadline day could have been much easier. At least are getting a second chance while these 30 Dell CJC-KS Computer Stands are still available at online auction until April 29th. You better activate your free trial here, before carpal tunnel syndrome rears its ugly head.

2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home: Come On And Feel The Noise

2010-04-26T12:49:00.006-04:00

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a rockstar? Well, put yourself in this 2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home and rock out. Forget the squares that choose to live in a different place. After all, how many of them can say they have a home that measures 12 Feet by 40 Feet, and rest on three axles. Two Bedrooms and One Bathroom, are just some of the places you can relax. You should be aware that some FEMA Mobile Homes may not have been tested for hazardous materials, therefore you should inspect the mobile home prior to moving in. Additionally, this home may have been lived in, so work may need to be done on the home. The online auction ends May 4th. Activate your free trial here for information on this 2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home and other FEMA trailer/mobile home auctions.

Med X BT13404 Abdominal Machine: Kegaerate Your Gut

2010-04-26T12:36:00.007-04:00

I know you are waiting for the sun to come out. Waiting for the bright rays to warm you up and encourage you to get some exercise. Well, your drill sergeant would not think the same way. He would have you do your jumping jacks in the pouring rain, and sit-ups in the mud. But your drill sergeant is not here. That means you do not have to choose between bright sunny skies to arrive or training in the mud and rain. Just sit down in front of your TV and hop on this Med X BT13404 Abdominal Machine. Follow the instructions, and in no time, you will feel like a new person. And be less dirty, thanks to the lack of mud. So activate your free trial here, and do not miss out when this online auction ends April 27th. Otherwise you may just end up drinking your sorrows away...again.

Schleicher & Schnell 490 Commecial High Volume Paper Shredder: Turtle Power

2010-04-25T14:52:00.003-04:00

Dude, have you seen how much paper this machine can shred? If only there were heroes in a half shell to power it. Wait, you are saying that there are four heroes in a half shell inside this Schleicher & Schnell 490 Commecial High Volume Paper Shredder slicing and dicing all those documents into tiny bits? Wow, that is quite impressive. It is like some Renaissance-type confetti creator. In fact, I can even imagine that deep inside the Schleicher & Schnell 490 Commecial High Volume Paper Shredder, sit those four heroes named after Italian painters and sculptors. And what better way to ensure our important documents get shredded properly. It is a good thing that we can activate our free trial here, and not miss out when this online auction ends April 27th.

Pitco 18SS Frialator Deep Fat Fryer: Scrumptious

2010-04-25T14:46:00.003-04:00

Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life with this Pitco 18SS Frialator Deep Fat Fryer. Just toss in a few pieces of tuna fish salad into the Pitco 18SS Frialator Deep Fat Fryer, and watch as they come out crispy and delicious. Stale bread? Fry it. Boiling pasta takes too much time, and can end up too soggy. Throw the pasta right into this Pitco 18SS Frialator Deep Fat Fryer, and watch as it comes out delicious and crunchy. Baked potato chips not your thing? Fry them too. Fry anything you please. The Pitco 18SS Frialator Deep Fat Fryer is perfect for whatever needs frying. Activate your free trial here, and do not miss out on this online auction.

Razor Death Adder Gaming Mouse: The Real Black Adder

2010-04-25T14:00:00.004-04:00

Out on the streets, stalking the night, sits a mouse. This mouse is unlike any other mouse you will see. Its tail houses a wire that can plug into a computer. This mouth eats razors for breakfast and rains death upon all those that stand in its way. This Razor Death Adder Gaming Mouse, is perfect for destroying your friends war chariots and guilds. Remember that time they stabbed you in the back? Just plug this Razor Death Adder Gaming Mouse into your computer, and with a few clicks, this razor-eating mouse is sure to give you an advantage in any digital realm you may fight. You can even rename yourself the Black Adder, that is if you are strong-willed enough to activate your free trial here, and attend the live auction in Miami.

2004 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS: Like A Rolling Stone

2010-04-25T13:46:00.007-04:00

You cannot always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find, you get a 2004 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS 2-Door Coupe. Want some shelter from the threatening storm? Hop into this 3.8L V-6 powered car, and drive down the highway. Forget about putting brown sugar in your coffee, and take that bridge to Babylon before it gets too late. After all, you do not want to have to worry about your sticky fingers ruining the CD Player, Air Conditioning, Tinted Windows, or Cloth Interior. And there is no need to paint this car black, as its silver is quite beautiful on its own. So get off your cloud and get some satisfaction by activating your free trial here, before you miss out on the live auction. Otherwise not even wild horses can save you.

Surgical Sterilizer, Air Purifier, and Two Gas Burner Units: Ode To Randomness

2010-04-25T12:17:00.007-04:00

Have you ever looked an auction lot and wondered how all the pieces fit together? Stop wondering, and start looking. You know why? When random items are paired together, you can end up with lots of great things instead of just one. Just take this lot of items for example. With this lot you will be getting a Surgical Sterilizer, an Air Purifier, and Two Gas Burner Units. You can use all of these pieces to keep yourself locked inside of a sterile existence, or to use for delicate operations, or you can separate the lot, and use them how you choose. Want cleaner utensils? Surgical Sterilizer. Hard time breathing? Air Purifier. Dinner? Two Gas Burners. So activate your free trial here, before the online auction ends on April 28th.

Accutab Revision K Digitizing Table: Graduate of Hard Knocks

2010-04-25T11:59:00.005-04:00

We are from the school of hard knocks. We are the digitizing tables of the future. Our middles names are dangerous, first names, really. We are only distinguished by our last names. My last name is Revision K. That is right, I am the famous Accutab Revision K Digitizing Table. You may know me from various stunts that I have performed including that giant engineering project that is going on down the block from you. Engineers and architects usually have to pick their jaws off the floor when they see me, Mr. Really Dangerous Accutab Revision K. So give me a new home before the online auction ends on April 29th. Activate your free trial here, otherwise I just may have to send you to the school of hard knocks.

2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home: A Place For Your Head and Limbs

2010-04-25T11:50:00.005-04:00

I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face. It never feels out of place now that I have place to rest my head. All thanks to this 2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home. Forget the fools that choose to live in a different place. After all, how many of them can say they have a home that measures 12 Feet by 40 Feet, all on three axles. And of course I can sleep in one of Two Bedrooms. I can also use the One Bathroom, to wash up for a special occassion. You should be aware that some FEMA Mobile Homes may not have been tested for formaldehyde, therefore you should inspect the mobile home prior to moving in. Additionally, this home has been lived in, so work may need to be done on the home. The online auction ends May 4th. Activate your free trial here for information on this 2008 TL Industries Park Model Mobile Home and other FEMA trailer/mobile home auctions.

1990 Subaru Legacy: Leave Your Legacy Today

2010-04-25T11:44:00.003-04:00

So let it be written, so let it be done. I am sent here by the chosen one. The chosen one of cars. I am the 1990 Subaru Legacy. I may not be a deity, but I sure have left my mark on this world. I am a driving machine. With four doors and a four cylinder engine, you will love me. Forget the slightly faded paint, that is a sign of strength. Because while other cars have rusted, my paint has stayed strong, choosing to change its color like a chameleon to better blend into the world in which we live. Legacies are a hard thing to plot, that is why this 1990 Subaru Legacy is your best shot at keeping things in perspective. In fact, your legacy can be cemented on May 1st, when the online auction comes to a close. Leave your legacy and activate your free trial here.

Kodak Photo Processing Kit: Emotionally Involved

2010-04-25T11:38:00.003-04:00

Have you ever worried that digital cameras are ruining how pictures are taken? Are you an old school sort of darkroom kind of gal or guy? Thought so. That is why this Kodak Photo Processing Kit is the tonic to what ails you so. Just take a few pictures, and head on to the darkroom with this Kodak Photo Processing Kit, and all can be fixed, other than the easy sharing provided by digital cameras. But nothing can take away from the process of using the included Light Bulbs, Timer, Light Stands, Magnifying Glass, Developing Trays, and other tools of the photo processing trade. Do not wait to long to process all of this information because the online auction ends on April 27th. Drop that digital camera and activate your free trial here.

6 Star Trac 9-5800 Busapo Exercise Bikes: Sweating Bullets

2010-04-25T11:32:00.004-04:00

Hello me, it is me again. Turns out we forgot to meet up at the gym. Instead we sat on the couch for months on end. Chips, Dip, and Salsa have all contributed to this gut that now threatens to overtake our body. Maybe we should saddle up on one of these 6 Star Trac 9-5800 Busapo Exercise Bikes. That way I will not have to worry about waking you up out of your couch potato hibernation. Instead we can leave the cheesy snack on the couch, and we can use our new chiseled body to spend some time with someone else. Someone other than our Television. That and maybe we would stop talking to ourselves like this. If only we could find a way to be the winning bidder when this online auction ends on April 27th. Activating our free trial here would definitely be a start though.