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Roederer Cristal Champagne: Crack Them Open Stonecold Style

champIf you are looking for a rock and roll good time then you should check out this upcoming online auction for 306 bottles of Roederer Cristal Champagne. These bottles are more than enough to fill a bathtub. They are also more than enough for a sleazy rap video. They would also be great to bring to that fancy aristocratic dress party that your fiance is dragging you to when all you want to do is sit at home and watch the next episode of Ice Road Trucker. What does she see in you anyway? You’d probably drink all this booze in one night! Don’t feel too bad about yourself. You could feel great again by winning this auction because you could probably get all this alcohol at a great price since there is just so much of it! You could probably pull up to the auction site in that big ol’ truck of yours and haul these bad boys home! They would also make great holiday gifts! Now, click here if you will.