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2004 Chevy Silverado 1500: Why Don’t You Come To Your Senses?

silveradoThis 2004 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 could be yours at an online auction happening right now. The Silverado is a great car if you are looking for some awesome hauling power to get off the ground and move along in your day to day life. This car is located in North Carolina and you can probably pick it up right at the auction site. This large SUV looks like it was used by some government agency. It features a 4.8 Liter V8 engine, automatic 4 speed transmission, power steering, power brakes, air conditioning, and only around 100k miles. This truck is still alive and kicking and it would come in handy on moving day. If you run your own business and that business happens to be construction, then this is the car for you! The current bid is only $4,100 with the auction ending today! Do not waste anymore time! You need to activate your free trial now!

Roederer Cristal Champagne: Crack Them Open Stonecold Style

champIf you are looking for a rock and roll good time then you should check out this upcoming online auction for 306 bottles of Roederer Cristal Champagne. These bottles are more than enough to fill a bathtub. They are also more than enough for a sleazy rap video. They would also be great to bring to that fancy aristocratic dress party that your fiance is dragging you to when all you want to do is sit at home and watch the next episode of Ice Road Trucker. What does she see in you anyway? You’d probably drink all this booze in one night! Don’t feel too bad about yourself. You could feel great again by winning this auction because you could probably get all this alcohol at a great price since there is just so much of it! You could probably pull up to the auction site in that big ol’ truck of yours and haul these bad boys home! They would also make great holiday gifts! Now, click here if you will.

The Dyson Root: Here’s Is A Vacuum That Kinda Looks Like A Nail Gun!

dysonrootWant a vacuum that you can use to pick up all those bits of debris that a regular upright vacuum can’t reach? Well then step right up to the auction block and check out this upcoming online auction for a Dyson Root. This vacuum looks suspiciously like a nail gun but instead of firing nails it would be able to suck up fingernails from your couch cushion even tho your girlfriend told you not to do that there. Well, you’ll show her. No, you’ll show them all because not only will you be able to clean up the house, you would be able to reach those funky places like the ceiling corners or drapes. Plus, Dyson makes an extremely revolutionary cleaning system so you could get all that dirt out of this handheld cleaner in no time. This item is new in box and you could probably get a great price on this item because many people may not know what they are sitting on. Find out more here!

2 Full Size Bunk Beds: So Much Room For Activities!

bunksRemember that scene in Step Brothers where Brennan and Dale made their regular beds into bunk beds and they fell apart instantly? That was cool right? (Chris Farley Show reference in a movie reference, who is the boss today!?) Well if you want bunk beds without the danger of being splattered across the floor then you should check out this current online auction for 2 Full Size Bunk Beds. This auction is for the frame only so you would have to provide the mattresses and occupants. These bunk beds are located in Oregon and can be yours soon. You could probably have them shipped right to your house. These would be great for a Dickensian orphanage for disenfranchised youths. The current bid on this set of crazy beds is only $10 with the auction ending very soon. You can find out more about this item and many others by logging in here.

4 Coleman Flashlights: Light It Up!

flashcoleEvery home needs some flashlights just in case there is a power outage. If you are looking for some home emergency lighting, then you should check out this upcoming online auction for a lot of 4 Coleman Flashlights. This lights come new in package and were probably never used. You can use these flashlights in your car as well if you are ever stuck on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere where there are no lights and nothing around for miles. Just don’t look over your shoulder because that is when they get you. Apart from being frightened until your hair turns white in an unknown land. At least you would be able to see a few feet in front of you with these flashlights. Also, you could probably club one of those mutants over the head with this light and no one would be the wiser. Find out more about this item and many other government auctions here.

2006 Chevrolet Avalanche: Git Er Dun!

2006avalancheThe 2006 Chevrolet Avalanche could probably take you through an avalanche. We wouldn’t advise it, but this car is pretty powerful and arguably one of the better looking pickups in its class. Chevrolet makes a mean selection of trucks and SUVs and this stylish pickup is no exception. This car features 4 doors, 4 wheels drive, and a lot of hauling power. If you work construction or need to do any other heavy duty labor, like pick up your mother in law from the airport; this would be the car for you. She would fit perfectly in the back with at least a couple of feet of space for her sandwich cooler. You know how mama kin get when she don’t have her sammies! We hope that wasn’t offensive to you big mother in laws out there. It just means there’s more of you to love. The current bid on this item is only 10K with the auction ending tomorrow. Start your free trial now!

Leather Executive Chair: Sit Comfy!

leatherchairIf you just moved into a new office, got a raise, or want to rock out in your home space, then you should check out this upcoming online auction for a Leather Executive Chair. This chair could bring you to the next level of comfort and executive style class. Executive seating is the way to go if you are an executive holding an executive meeting with other executives as you execute plans to excavate each and every elemental solution to your business. Executive chairs signify that you have power and a commanding presence and that you know what big chairs feel like. The guy with the big chair is always the guy that makes more money. All youse other guys can either sit on the floor or on crates. This chair will be on sale with a ton of other items and who knows? You may even pick up an executive desk while you are there! Executive coif not included. Find out more by clicking here!

Video Game Peripherals: Check Out What’s In Store!

gamingperipherlDo you like video game? Sure you do. We all do. When you come home from a long day of taking poop from your boss and your girl screaming in your ear about the dishes, getting stuck in traffic or whatever else happened to you that day. You need to relax with some hard core gaming. It takes the edge off. If you like to game and want to up your styles, then you should check out this upcoming online auction for a lot of sick video game peripherals. This auction includes controllers for XBox 360, PS3, chargers, and R4 chip (serious gamers know about it), memory cards, power supplies, and car chargers. This means that you can have some serious gaming wherever you are and wherever you go. If you own a gaming store then this would be a good opportunity to stock up your inventory. Find out more about these items and many more by activating your free trial.

Get A Private Jet Of Your Own: Pilot Not Included.

privatejetHave you ever wanted your own private jet? Well, coming soon there will be a live auction for a Private Jet that can zip you anywhere you want to go, provided that you follow certain rules and regulations. This jet could get you anywhere you would like as long as there is an air port there as well. If you are the millionaire playboy wannabe that you know you are then you really need something like this jet to take you to that next level of fancy shmancy, which is schmaltzy. You too can now enjoy the finer things in life, but keep in mind that a pilot is not included. If you are a pilot and want to start your own business, then this would be the jet for you. You could entertain clients with your own brand of stunt flying or maybe if you are a movie studio exec, you could use this a prop on your next Nic Cage film. Find out more by clicking right here.

Stationary Bikes Exercise: Get A Workout!

exequipIf you are looking for Stationary Bikes Exercise then you should check out this current online auction for 3 Stationary Exercise Items. These machines would be able to fit snugly in your home and you could use them to lose some weight, feel great, and stay in shape. And we are taking about a different shape other than “pear.” These machines are exactly what you need to get in shape. If you could use a break from eating meatball subs and bon bons all day, then you should bid on this lot of items. You would shed the weight in no time and be ready for next years beach season instead of just being beached…like a whale. These machines look like they are in good condition and if you use them properly they will stay in great shape. The current bid on this lot is only $250 with the auction ending very soon. You can find out all about this item and more right here.